For fans of Homestar Runner, there is a new email after a long 35 day wait.

Life is now officially good.

Granted, it was up, then down, so I haven’t actually seen it, but I read the transcript on HR Wiki.

When I was in high school…

Wait. Check that. Don’t want to remember much about high school. Umm… chorus trips. First love. Best friend. 36 hour marathon. Okay that was the good stuff.

Cafteria – Sanitation Grade C. Do not want to remember that. Used to have a lunch lady chomping on a cigarette while serving you. Imagine the bus driver from Forrest Gump and you have a good mental image.

“You want mashed ‘taters with that, son?”

So much for not remembering. I’m going to be thinking about that bus driver all day, now.

We now resume our regularly scheduled lives, already in progress.