Mar 16

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I now know how to create my own Gangster Bankroll.

Please alert Dynamite Hack, if they are not the authors of the e-how.

Somehow this seems appropriate after last night. After a three hour talk about what we can do for our church, we end up quoting Jump Around and Triumph to each other.

…Word to your Moms,
I come to drop bombs:
I got more rhymes than the Bible’s got Psalms…

Everlast from the group House of Pain

Yes, I have strange friends. Good friends, but strange friends.

Comments

7 Responses to “A Useful HowTo”

  1. Kurt on March 16th, 2006 1:29 pm

    Durn it! Now I got the song stuck in my head…

    Jump! Jump!

  2. pinakidion on March 16th, 2006 1:36 pm

    For a minute, I was going to be persnicketty and say that your doing the wrong song.

    But, it does say that in the middle of Jump Around.

    Unfortunately, I now have the *OTHER* song in my head. You know, the one done by the backwards-pants-wearing, hooptie-driving eleven year olds from Atlanta. Yeah, buddy! It’s Kris Kross!

    Mac Dad will make you - Jump! Jump!
    Daddy Mac will make you - Jump! Jump!

  3. tool on March 16th, 2006 3:09 pm

    yeah but nothing jumps like a little VH

    so you might as well jump

  4. pinakidion on March 16th, 2006 3:33 pm

    And now, the airy organ riff is in my head.

    And if you transition to Pink Floyd…
    (makes Onion of Wrong Motion)

  5. Kurt on March 17th, 2006 8:52 am

    Dang it! Now, I wanna go home and sync up my Dark Side of the Moon CD with The Wizard of Oz…

    Take that one and run with it, Library Boy!

  6. pinakidion on March 17th, 2006 9:30 am

    Oh yeah? Well Library Boy(TM) Strikes Back with his amazing powers of Esoteric Knowledge!

    Pink Floyd should’ve made their own movie with the OTHER books about Oz.

    How about the Wish you Were Here album playing while reading The Patchwork Girl of Oz?

    Beware the Woozy: (appears when Welcome to the Machine plays)

    As this is the only Woozy that has ever lived, either in the Land of Oz or out of it, I must describe it to you.

    The creature was all squares and flat surfaces and edges. Its head was an exact square, like one of the building-blocks a child plays with; therefore it had no ears, but heard sounds through two openings in the upper corners. Its nose, being in the center of a square surface, was flat, while the mouth was formed by the opening of the lower edge of the block. The body of the Woozy was much larger than its head, but was likewise block-shaped–being twice as long as it was wide and high. The tail was square and stubby and perfectly straight, and the four legs were made in the same way, each being four-sided. The animal was covered with a thick, smooth skin and had no hair at all except at the extreme end of its tail, where there grew exactly three stiff, stubby hairs. The beast was dark blue in color and his face was not fierce nor ferocious in expression, but rather good-humored and droll.

    I’m telling you, when he gets to describing the powder of life that takes six years to make…

    The cast of characters this time are:

    Ojo the Unlucky - Unlucky because he’s an idiot
    The Woozy - described above
    Scraps - the Patchwork Girl
    The Glass Cat - fun at parties
    The Shaggy Man - The male counterpart to Velma, the only thing missing is a ‘Jinkies!’

    All on a quest for magic ingredients to unfreeze Unc Nunkie.

    And when they meet Princess Ozma, Wish You Were Here plays. I may be on the something here!

  7. Kurt on March 17th, 2006 11:33 am

    Yeah, yeah, you’re smart, I’m dumb…

    Now, I can’t get Unc Nunkie out of my head…

    I did it all for the Nunkie!

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