How to expand Ivory(R) Soap.

It is just what it says.

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10 Responses to “Because We All Need This”

  1. mrtool on July 12th, 2006 3:49 pm

    sooooo….. should we try this friday?

  2. Danny Kaye on July 12th, 2006 6:48 pm

    Now THAT is suWEET!!!
    I hadn’t been under the impression that you liked useless information like this. Are you sure you didn’t mean to post this on my site of Nothing Important To Us? ‘Cuz this one could totally win my NIA (Nothing Important Award).

  3. beg on July 12th, 2006 10:24 pm

    I’m going to try that as soon as I can get my hands on some ivory soap!

  4. pinakidion on July 12th, 2006 10:26 pm

    Well DK, ask mrtool. Do I like useless stuff?

    How many times is the word ‘unicorn’ found in the KJV (AV1611)? Eight

    Some chimpanzees are left-handed.

    Someone has run a web server powered entirely by potatoes.

    Every breath we take contains at least one molecule of air exhaled by Julius Caesar’s last breath. (Okay, is a myth, but its neat!)

    About one in eight people of Western European descent is a descendant of Charlemagne. (Not a myth - Charlemagne had hundreds of children.)

    Rolling three dice and totalling them, there is an equal chance of totaling a 10 as their is an 11. (The odds are 1 in 8 for each) I have a spreadsheet that calculates odds from one to twelve dice.

    Orbit gum claims that chewing their product will not get you into Heaven.

    That’s just off the top of my head. I am the repository of useless stuff.

  5. Danny Kaye on July 13th, 2006 4:14 am

    Once again, you elevate yourself before my very (digital) eyes. Great stuff.

  6. mrtool on July 13th, 2006 6:37 am

    it is true. and he give me a hard time about my jokes.

  7. mark on July 13th, 2006 8:39 am

    Hmmm, I’ll bet I could think of a use for this.

    For starters, it would amaze my boys.

    I’ll bet you could put the microwave on a lower setting and run longer and make the soap expand to completely fill the oven so that the soap cannot be removed. That would certainly give Mentos in Diet Coke a run for its money.

    “useless information” indeed.

    Speaking as a left-handed person (ok, I’m technically ambidextrous), knowing there are some chimpanzees out there who can relate to me just gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. My self-esteem just went up after reading that.

    “Useless information”. Yea, right.

    After reading this, I’ve stopped chewing Orbit and decided to go back to church.

    “Useless stuff” my eye.

  8. pinakidion on July 13th, 2006 8:44 am

    Making the soap expand to completely fill the oven is a very neat idea. No, really. It could be called ‘art’ and sold for millions.

    Now where is that old microwave…

  9. mark on July 13th, 2006 8:56 am

    Hey, this could be just the thing that lets me finally move to Taos. How to convince rich Texans to part with some of their green stuff for my art… Hmmm….

  10. Danny Kaye on July 13th, 2006 2:20 pm

    The only thing keeping me from actually trying this is that I don’t want to make a mess that I’ll have to clean later. Microwaves are the worst for easy-cleaning!

    (Now that I think about it…someone from my complex left a microwave out in the hallway with a “free” sign on it. It’s been there for about a week. If it’s still there when I get home, IT’S MINE, BABY!!!)

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