As a Homestar Runner fan, I consider it important to impart a sense of fashion chic to the rest of the world. I know, I know, everyone wants to be a fashion template like me, but …

Okay, you can stop laughing. That milk through the nose looked like it stung a bit.

In any case, I own this very cool and eye-catching t-shirt:

(Trogdor the Burninator Black Tee, with Majesty)

I hope to purchase this matching shirt for my son:

(Baby Trogdor with High Cuteness Factor)

However, it is important to point out that the following shirt, while also cool, is not the same as the first shirt I mentioned:

Snakes On a Plane

Here endth the lesson.