The five-bladed wonder has been unleashed on the world. Maybe the next one will be the six-bladed Derringer, the seven-bladed Lucky Shear, or the ultimate forty-bladed Phlebotomizer.

I hope one day these guys make a combination hobby sander/shaving kit. You know, something where I just sand off the beard instead of using a blade? Five blades to me just increases the odds of neck bleeding. Just felt the need to share some goofiness.