This unknown person was seen using the facilities just south of the Virginia state border. It should be noted that the nearest road was 4 miles away and the nearest gas station almost twice that far away.

A certain former friend took this picture in an attempt at humor – to protect from blackmail during the Christmas Banquet, it is being published here, although slightly altered to obscure the identity of the subject.

Wait until the banquet, my former friend. Wait until the banquet.