Non lolpicture for this one. This was just too unbelievable. Seriously, I know I was shocked by the pay-to-play membership scheme for the ICoC(CoOperating Churches), but this is a bit more than that.

Ever wanted to coach in Division I-A football?

This university has decided to use their HR site to look for a football coach. Considering how most universities look for a head football coach, this is unusual at best.

The requirements do not include winning games.

Prior collegiate football coaching experience required.
OR AN EQUIVALENT COMBINATION OF RELEVANT EDUCATION AND/OR EXPERIENCE

The Assistant Coach and eight other coaching jobs require less than that.

My supervisor applied for the job. I might be moving home sooner than I thought.